trump is poopy

a botched skin graft on the body politic, oozing poo, emanating that growingly obvious
stench of hate and incompetence that precedes all failed or purposefully failed states

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None of us deserves what’s coming

Write your biography, write down your memories. Because if you do not do it now, you may forget.

Write a list of things you would never do. Because it is possible that in the next year, you will do them.

Write a list of things you would never believe. Because it is possible that in the next year, you will either believe them or be forced to say you believe them.

You can look to the president-elect himself for a vision of what is to come. He has told you his plans all along, though most chose to downplay or deny them. You can even look back to before his candidacy, when in February 2014, he went on Fox News to defend Russia. Why a reality TV host was on Fox News defending Russia is its own story, but Listen to what Trump said already back in 2014. here is what he said about his desired outcome for

“You know what solves it? When the economy crashes, when the country goes to total hell and everything is

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via https://thecorrespondent.com/5696/were-heading-into-dark-times-this-is-how-to-be-your-own-light-in-the-age-of-trump/1611114266432-e23ea1a6

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Top 10 signs that a U.S. president is a Russian agent

1. U.S. intelligence concludes that the Kremlin helped put him in power. That’s usually a pretty strong giveaway right there. The CIA has never before accused the Kremlin of interfering in a U.S. election. They’re probably not 0-for-1. Mind you, when Russian hackers pointedly attacked and embarrassed Donald Trump’s opponent, but left him completely alone, you have to ask: Did we really need a report by the CIA?

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via http://www.marketwatch.com/story/top-10-signs-that-a-us-president-is-a-russian-spy-2016-12-13?mod=mw_share_twitter

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The perfect woman, according to Trump, neither defecates nor breaks wind, and Trump claims his then-girlfriend Melania, who’s now his wife, has never done either.

via http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/282051/melania-trump-poop-fart-stern/

IT has been 139 days since poopy's last press conference

Since Election Day, Trump has tweeted about the New York Times seven times, the popular vote three times, and critiqued both Saturday Night Live and Hamilton two times each. Trump’s last pres

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via https://sunlightfoundation.com/2016/12/07/today-in-opengov-what-is-the-future-of-us-participation-in-the-open-government-partnership/

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Every Insane Thing Donald Trump Has Said About Global Warming

Donald Trump has a lot of things to say about global warming. He's called it an urgent problem, and he's called it a hoax. He's claimed it's a scam invented by the Chinese, and he's denied that he ever said that. He's promised to "cancel" the historic Paris climate agreement, and he's said he still has an "open mind" on the matter.

Some environmental activists have pointed to Trump's unpredictable statements as evidence that he might not follow through on his campaign pledges to dismantle the Obama administration's climate legacy. But Trump has already put one of the nation's most prominent climate skeptics in charge of the Environmental Protection Agency transition. And just last week, one of Trump's top aides assured Americans that the president-elect still believes climate science is mostly "bunk."

via http://www.motherjones.com/environment/2016/11/trump-climate-timeline

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next trump crisis: figure out which old rich white terrible man really really hates agriculture.
Why do you guys, like... hate on Trump so much? Like, I heard him on Fox News talking about like... business deals and daily briefings and like stuff like that, and like when he said like "like, I'm smart", it really hit home. I trust him cuz he's like... rich and smart and knows and has all the best people.
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emoluments schmoluments

If Trump, in his announcement originally scheduled for Dec. 15, does not sell his businesses altogether, or retains a residual interest in the revenues those businesses receive from foreign governments and foreign government entities, the debate between those who may decide to agree with Tillman and those who disagree could come quickly to the fore. Congress seems very unlikely to consent to a complex set of Trump business deals with foreign powers and their affiliates — especially as Trump’s refusal to release his tax returns makes it almost impossible to understand the scope of these relationships.

The new president would then face a choice about whether to declare himself the first chief executive in at least 185 years, and perhaps the first in our history, exempt from this provision of our Constitution. The alternative could be to subject himself to possible impeachment.

via https://www.propublica.org/article/emoluments-clause-overturning-185-years-of-precedent-let-trump-off-the-hook

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trump nominates man to head agency he can't remember the name of.

Rick Perry said to be Trump's top candidate for energy secretary

we really bein trolled

via http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/nationworld/politics/ct-rick-perry-energy-secretary-candidate-20161211-story.html